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Most Subsidized Industry: 66thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 482ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 564th
The Retired Delegate of
Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship
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Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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0cala

Population5.633 billion

CurrencyDollar
AnimalHorse

The Retired Delegate of 0cala is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, smutty television, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.633 billion Ocalans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ocalan economy, worth 879 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Uranium Mining and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 156,066 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government now pays the "Really Awesome Super Heroes" (RASH) to catch evildoers, the judicial system legislates morality, citizens brought into court for parking violations are never heard from again, and raindances intended to summon storms instead attract tourists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 0cala's national animal is the Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

0cala is ranked 245,349th in the world and 50th in Ocala for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.2 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 66thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 482ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 564thLargest Mining Sector: 1,205thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,282ndMost Primitive: 1,451stTop
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Most Avoided: 3,359thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,918thLargest Black Market: 4,535thMost Efficient Economies: 4,688thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,288thMost Influential: 5,456thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,653rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,921stHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,022ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,876thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,094thTop
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Most Patriotic: 15,857thHighest Average Incomes: 20,453rdLargest Governments: 20,570thLongest Average Lifespans: 23,180th
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Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 5th in the region

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