The Republic of Elomania is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ethan with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 5.167 billion Elomanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ethan City. The average income tax rate is 82.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Elomanian economy, worth 667 trillion Elomias a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,232 Elomias, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, and government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elomania's national animal is the Hedgehog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Elumeniteism.

Elomania is ranked 11,599^th in the world and 408^th in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,664.86 on the Clooney Contribution Index.