The Solidarity Movement of Attempted Socialism is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chairperson Marcie Elizabeth Illum with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.056 billion Socialists are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karlmarxhof. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Socialist economy, worth a remarkable 4,843 trillion work-hour equivalents a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 254,192 work-hour equivalents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", and flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor. Crime is totally unknown. Attempted Socialism's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Attempted Socialism is ranked 1,879^th in the world and 83^rd in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 147.67 law-abiding acts per hour.