The Constitutional Lah Dynasty of Singaporen Empire is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Triangaporen Empire with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.879 billion Singaporeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Merlah. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Singaporean economy, worth 229 trillion Singaporean dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,209 Singaporean dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Children's TV shows are having a gay old time, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses, and military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Singaporen Empire's national animal is the Merlion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lahism.

Singaporen Empire is ranked 51,802^nd in the world and 1,570^th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 678.15 pounds of wildlife per square mile.