The United Socialist Republic of The Sinclarian Provinces is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Jeviah Leznov with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 19.545 billion Sinclarians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gracemeria. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Sinclarian economy, worth an astonishing 10,209 trillion Setés a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 522,340 Setés, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite, and news headlines suggest that Jeviah Leznov has a sideline in guinea pig pimping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Sinclarian Provinces's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Sinclarian Provinces is ranked 4,530^th in the world and 164^th in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,866.9 on the Clooney Contribution Index.