| Population | 14.156 billion |
| Capital | Königsberg |
| Leader | Nami von Preußen |
| Currency | Hamburg Mark |
| Animal | Seal |
The Queendom of West Hamburg is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Nami von Preußen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and public floggings. The compassionate, cynical population of 14.156 billion West Hamburgians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Königsberg. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient West Hamburgian economy, worth a remarkable 1,911 trillion Hamburg Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 135,013 Hamburg Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans, the people's love for Nami von Preußen is little more than self-preservation, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, and glamping West Hamburgians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Hamburg's national animal is the Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
West Hamburg is ranked 10,403rd in the world and 460th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 100.3 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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West Hamburg was endorsed by 
The Ecological Assembly of Davidianian.
- : West Hamburg was endorsed by
The Khanate of The Turkic Nation.
- : West Hamburg was endorsed by
The Rising Sun's Land of Yaorozu.
- : West Hamburg was endorsed by
The Republic of Suvarnavarta.
- : West Hamburg was endorsed by
The Country in Civil War of Lugarvatn.
- : West Hamburg was endorsed by
The Rogue Nation of The Resoland.
- : West Hamburg was endorsed by
The United States of The New Oceanic States.
- : West Hamburg was endorsed by The Republic of Hyphen.
- : West Hamburg was endorsed by
The Your Local Communist of Planetary Soviet Socialist Republics.
- : West Hamburg was endorsed by
The Democratic Republic of Ubeland.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 207 » 
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