The Commonwealth of Sarmatia-Germania is a very large, efficient nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, rampant corporate plagiarism, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 190 million Sarmatian-Germanic peoples live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Welfare is also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.0%.

The thriving Sarmatian-Germanic race economy, worth 12.9 trillion Sarmatian-Germanic denarii a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is 68,120 Sarmatian-Germanic denarii, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 286,020 per year while the poor average 10,543, a ratio of 27.1 to 1.

The government has to take out its Visa to eliminate visas, fan-made edits of old films have seen a sudden jump in quality, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, and Sarmatia-Germania has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Sarmatia-Germania's national animal is the Sarmatian-Germanic elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sarmatia-Germania is ranked 274,218^th in the world and 6,004^th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 9.14 pounds of wildlife per square mile.