The Emirate of Xenapa is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The devout population of 1.228 billion Xenapans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 22.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Xenapan economy, worth 52.3 trillion baht a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,604 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military spending recently hit a new high, genetic researchers have been expelled, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional, and statistics show that terrorists often come from broken families. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xenapa's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Xenapa is ranked 133,499^th in the world and 192^nd in Starlight for Fattest Citizens, with 10.02 Obesity Rate.