The Republic of Thorestantia is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.629 billion Thorestantians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 8.1%.

The Thorestantian economy, worth 97.9 trillion kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 60,069 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Those who sing the national anthem off-key have the key thrown away, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and colonial subjects have Thorestantian culture shoved down their throats. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Thorestantia's national animal is the porpoise, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Thorestantia is ranked 195,813^th in the world and 408^th in Starlight for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 309.34 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.