The Most Serene Republic of Orelon is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Zoran Lazarević with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, zero percent divorce rate, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 1.651 billion Orelians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aerie Prime. The average income tax rate is 47.9%.

The powerhouse Orelian economy, worth 146 trillion ₳urins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,501 ₳urins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Zoran Lazarević's bedroom, wedding bruises have replaced wedding rings, Max Barry is this year's Miss Orelon, and an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orelon's national animal is the golden eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Orelon is ranked 208,295^th in the world and 264^th in Christians for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -2.45 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.