The Gay Socialist Republic of Liliumtopia is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Premier Lily Lockhart with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.899 billion Liliumtopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lilygrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Liliumtopian economy, worth a remarkable 4,746 trillion Liliums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 216,763 Liliums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Liliumtopia's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, and any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced. Crime is totally unknown. Liliumtopia's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Liliumtopia is ranked 307,979^th in the world and 603^rd in The Communist Bloc for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -35.47 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.