The Galactic Empire of Sith Isles is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Darth Vader with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, pith helmet sales, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.759 billion Siths are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coruscant. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Sith Islesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,324 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 195,939 Imperial Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, euthanasia is illegal, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, and officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sith Isles's national animal is the Stormtrooper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dark Side.

Sith Isles is ranked 7,275^th in the world and 145^th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 107.6 law-abiding acts per hour.