The Free Land of Alilovela is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its triple-decker prams, fear of technology, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.664 billion Alilovelans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Alilovelan economy, worth 224 trillion leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 134,680 leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, solid-gold toilets are Alilovelan prisons' least expensive furnishings, heart attack victims are thrown onto the rails, and welfare funding has recently gone through the roof. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alilovela's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alilovela is ranked 285,741^st in the world and 1,204^th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 4,444.46 Standard Monetary Units.