The Matriarchy of TransUps is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by The Council of Yassified Queequems with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and state-planned economy. The compassionate population of 955 million Tranoopiuns are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malarkia. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse TransUpsian economy, worth 95.8 trillion Mlegs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 100,301 Mlegs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids these days know how to throw a proper punch, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany The Council of Yassified Queequems to meetings with foreign heads of state, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in TransUps, and bizarre-looking creatures called 'Grumbodogs' dominate wildlife preserves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TransUps's national animal is the Grumbo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

TransUps is ranked 273,114^th in the world and 910^th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 8,325.07 Standard Monetary Units.