The Popular Commonwealth of Kahrianland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by workers council with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.857 billion Kahris are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Kahria commune. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kahri economy, worth 794 trillion vells a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 205,887 vells, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All you have to do is pray to get into Kahrianland, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, recognizing the Kahri flag qualifies you for citizenship, and arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated. Crime is totally unknown. Kahrianland's national animal is the revolutionary ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kahrianland is ranked 6,440^th in the world and 132^nd in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 110.48 law-abiding acts per hour.