The Jingoistic States of Joravianct is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Jovian the Great with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.389 billion Joravianctians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canctan. The average income tax rate is 35.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Joravianctian economy, worth 44.2 trillion tahts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,827 tahts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

It is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food', Jovian the Great has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, Jovian the Great arrives at international summits with a white cane, and there's some really clean windows in Joravianctian houses. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joravianct's national animal is the penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Jovianism.

Joravianct is ranked 287,144^th in the world and 508^th in Starlight for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -9.47 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.