The Federal Republic of Eusania is a small, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 23 million Eusanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 22.8%.

The strong Eusanian economy, worth 1.58 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 68,879 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, the government conducts negotiations with drawings after firing multilinguals for treason, the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away, and breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eusania's national animal is the Black Eagle.

Eusania is ranked 55,158^th in the world and 909^th in the South Pacific for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 47.62 on the Kitten Softness Rating.