The Holy Empire of Conyustera is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 906 million Conyusterans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 61.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Conyusteran economy, worth 22.9 trillion brazen cogs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 25,275 brazen cogs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, the last thing Conyusteran soldiers hear before charging into battle is a preacher trying to convert them, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, and newspapers may not print any negative stories about the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Conyustera's national animal is the lobster, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Conyustera is ranked 140,204^th in the world and 314^th in Starlight for Smartest Citizens, with 31.14 quips per hour.