The Federal Republic of Brasir is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by General Monaco with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, national health service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.078 billion Spürdos are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spürdonopollis. The average income tax rate is 24.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Spürdo economy, worth a remarkable 7,074 trillion Fügs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 414,220 Fügs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers, anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth, and it is often said that only General Monaco could bring down Dàguó. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Brasir's national animal is the Spürdo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Brasir is ranked 2,295^th in the world and 7^th in Fifth Empire for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 7,853.25 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.