
| Population | 3.719 billion |
| Capital | Bahalbha Island |
| Leader | Rasheerfid Etokj |
| Faith | Atheism |
| Currency | Albhan Krona |
| Animal | Sakmak Bird |
The Frequently Asked Questions of Bahalbha Island is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Rasheerfid Etokj with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.719 billion Bahali are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bahalbha Island. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Bahali economy, worth 566 trillion Albhan Kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 152,428 Albhan Kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
The government has legalised small-scale capitalism, war criminals are given full state funerals, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, and wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bahalbha Island's national animal is the Sakmak Bird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Atheism.
Bahalbha Island is ranked 258,771st in the world and 2,526th in the Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 7.09 Obesity Rate.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Bahalbha Island, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
- : Following new legislation in
Bahalbha Island, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle.
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Bahalbha Island voted against the World Assembly Resolution "International Nuclear Compliance Commission".
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Bahalbha Island was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments and Largest Cheese Export Sector.
- : Following new legislation in
Bahalbha Island, war criminals are given full state funerals.
- : Following new legislation in
Bahalbha Island, the government has legalised small-scale capitalism.
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Bahalbha Island was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in
Bahalbha Island, turning the other cheek is accompanied by a polite letter of complaint.
- : Following new legislation in
Bahalbha Island, the price of freedom is about half a million Albhan Kronor.
- : Following new legislation in
Bahalbha Island, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country.




















































