The Frequently Asked Questions of Bahalbha Island is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Rasheerfid Etokj with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.719 billion Bahali are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bahalbha Island. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bahali economy, worth 566 trillion Albhan Kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 152,279 Albhan Kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The price of freedom is about half a million Albhan Kronor, turning the other cheek is accompanied by a polite letter of complaint, the government has legalised small-scale capitalism, and war criminals are given full state funerals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bahalbha Island's national animal is the Sakmak Bird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Atheism.

Bahalbha Island is ranked 258,654^th in the world and 2,521^st in the Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 7.09 Obesity Rate.