The United Socialist States of Seal Soviet Union is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 476 million Seal Soviet Union Citizens are prohibited from doing almost everything but make sure no one in government gets away with anything either.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of CCCP Seal Capital Territory. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Seal Soviet Unionian economy, worth 39.9 trillion Seal Union Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 83,803 Seal Union Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parole hearings come with a complimentary ten-year extension, burglars are known for taking cash, socks, and other valuables, sections of the police receive paramilitary training, and they who do not work shall not eat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seal Soviet Union's national animal is the Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Seal Soviet Union is ranked 134,791^st in the world and 1,197^th in the Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 56.99 on the Human Development Index.