The Parliamentary Republic of Abyssrinn is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Urmdal Mountainpass with a fair hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.874 billion Abyssrinnians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hásæti. The average income tax rate is 85.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Abyssrinnian economy, worth 739 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 125,909 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun", children's TV shows are having a gay old time, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, and scummy-looking teenagers outside government buildings sell bureaucrats spoofed ShortTok accounts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abyssrinn's national animal is the mammoth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mammothology.

Abyssrinn is ranked 9,482^nd in the world and 86^th in Forest for Most Cultured, scoring 117 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.