The Principality of Caxina is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by HSH Alexandre Pinheiro with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 10.75 billion Caxineiros have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porto. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Caxineiro economy, worth a remarkable 2,222 trillion Gaivotan Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 206,723 Gaivotan Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, the Caxina Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, and foreign musicians that HSH Alexandre Pinheiro dislikes are turned away at the border. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caxina's national animal is the Gaivota, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of the Sea.

Caxina is ranked 191,948^th in the world and 106^th in Portugal for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 72.82 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.