The Kingdom of Olarista is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Joaquim with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8.334 billion Olarienses live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small government prioritizes Industry, with Defense, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olaria City. The average income tax rate is 70.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Olaristan economy, worth a remarkable 2,486 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 298,362 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, the army consists of only generals and grunts, and inheritance tax has recently been abolished. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Olarista's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Olarista is ranked 27,638^th in the world and 21^st in Portugal for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,995.25 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.