The United Kingdom of Samosil is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Felipe ll with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 1.978 billion Samosilians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vascotopia. The average income tax rate is 36.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Samosilian economy, worth 159 trillion Samols a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,687 Samols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia, tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments, and children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Samosil's national animal is the Cachorro caramelo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Samosil is ranked 38,429^th in the world and 39^th in Portugal for Safest, scoring 106.07 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.