The Kingdom of NovaPortugalidade is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by José Eduardo with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.094 billion NovaPortugalidadeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Portugália. The average income tax rate is 79.3%.

The frighteningly efficient NovaPortugalidadean economy, worth a remarkable 1,275 trillion Reais a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 250,415 Reais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Party members are derided as class traitors, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins, jailbreaking is the best-selling book category of the year, and community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NovaPortugalidade's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

NovaPortugalidade is ranked 3,391^st in the world and 7^th in Portugal for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 7,405.8 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.