Population | 1.988 billion |
Capital | Lisboa |
Leader | Joćo |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | euro |
Animal | Dog |
The United Socialist States of Portusgal is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Joćo with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.988 billion Portuguese are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lisboa. The average income tax rate is 87.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Portuguese economy, worth 168 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Trout Farming. Average income is 84,697 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, schoolchildren are taught to boo and hiss at Joćo's name, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Joćo on Portusgal's coulrophobia epidemic, and the nation has returned to more conventional warfare to slaughter its enemies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Portusgal's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.
Portusgal is ranked 171,141st in the world and 94th in Portugal for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 639.93 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Portusgal was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Portusgal was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
- : Portusgal voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Outer Sparta".
- : Portusgal voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Work Visas Act".
- : Following new legislation in Portusgal, the nation has returned to more conventional warfare to slaughter its enemies.
- : Following new legislation in Portusgal, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Joćo on Portusgal's coulrophobia epidemic.
- : Portusgal was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Advanced Public Education, Most Inclusive, Most Beautiful Environments, and Highest Food Quality.
- : Portusgal voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Pre-Packaged Food Labels".
- : Portusgal voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration on Griefing".
- : Following new legislation in Portusgal, schoolchildren are taught to boo and hiss at Joćo's name.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 12 » Herya, The Portuguese Workers, NovaPortugalidade, Caxina, Alentejo and Algarve, Astartia, Totaristan, Olarista, Ofiussia, Nea Athinae, Ossela, and Reino de Portvgal.