The Sereníssimo of Reino de Portvgal is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dom Mário V with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 5.986 billion Portuguese enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Granada. The average income tax rate is 10.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Portuguese economy, worth a remarkable 1,572 trillion Reais a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 262,766 Reais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, and discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Reino de Portvgal's national animal is the Black Pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Reino de Portvgal is ranked 104,193^rd in the world and 73^rd in Portugal for Safest, scoring 80.57 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.