The Vrastenburch Nookie of Sayukun is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 722 million Nookie enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nookie. The average income tax rate is 21.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Nookie economy, worth 57.1 trillion Libras a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 79,093 Libras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Anyone interested in the stock market is investigated, all screens are equal but some are more equal than others, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one, and kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sayukun's national animal is the Tartaruga do Duque Nookie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sayukun is ranked 106,388^th in the world and 76^th in Portugal for Safest, scoring 79.84 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.