The Catdom of Kukinalia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kuki Supreme with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 6.111 billion Kukinalians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parapeito da Janela. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Kukinalian economy, worth 681 trillion Whiskas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,525 Whiskas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, a government program is underway to revitalize Kukinalia's beaches, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, and manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kukinalia's national animal is the Monstro das bolachas, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Paganism.

Kukinalia is ranked 273,804^th in the world and 146^th in Portugal for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -8.94 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.