The Rogue Nation of Wallanda is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 12.363 billion Wallandans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Wallandan economy, worth a remarkable 4,380 trillion Wallabies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 354,358 Wallabies, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.

The police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes, rare steaks seem even bluer now, Wallandan novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Leader, and everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Wallanda's national animal is the Penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wallanda is ranked 296,720^th in the world and 5,728^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 4.09 law-abiding acts per hour.