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The Labyrinth RMB

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Second General's Kingdom of El Spana (elected )

Founder: The Third of His Name of King Minos

Last WA Update:

Board Poll Activity History Admin Rank

Most Nations: 68th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 328th
World Factbook Entry

Welcome to The Labyrinth!
Est. November 7, 2014

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"A labyrinth has only one path and you merely have to follow it.
It’s a symbol of life or, rather, of life and death."

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What can you do in The Labyrinth?
Anything you want! The Labyrinth is a place where YOU can decide your own future!


Please endorse WA Delegate El Spana & Vice Delegate Uber Automated Luxury Cosmic Socialism!
Next Elections: July 13-15, 2020! June 2020 Results
Learn how to register for Citizenship here!

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Claim land on our regional map here!
Current Endorsement Cap: 12
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Regional Council: Speaker/Seat 1 Merni | Seat 2 Doctriniumn | Seat 3 PeePeePooPooCaCa



Embassies: 21st Century Rome, The Embassy, Union of Free Nations, The Glorious Nations of Iwaku, The NewsStand, Portugal, The Bar on the corner of every region, The United Ascendancy, Zentari, Balugata, Northern Ocean, Telekinesis, Right to Life, Aetheli, the Labyrinth Roleplay Region, The Vincence Kingdom, and 5 others.New Contenentia, The Slide Countries, Labyrinth, phoenix partners, and Union of Democrats.

Tags: Casual, Democratic, Enormous, Independent, Map, Monarchist, Neutral, Regional Government, Role Player, Silly, Social, and World Assembly.

Regional Power: Moderate

The Labyrinth contains 226 nations, the 68th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Safest in The Labyrinth

World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.

As a region, The Labyrinth is ranked 10,535th in the world for Safest.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Democracy of MerniDemocratic Socialists Hell“Iustitia, Æqualitas, Libertas, Democratia”
2.The Baby Eaters of VavaxLeft-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies“I have not seen convincing evidence that Canada exists.”
3.The Dome of Karach24Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“All Will Be One”
4.The Second General's Kingdom of El SpanaInoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“A Seven Nation Army couldn't hold me back.”
5.The Federal Republic of DarcovLiberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone“We soar above others”
6.The Most Serene Republic of Neo-galliaDemocratic Socialists Hell“Equalité, egalité, fraternité”
7.The Federal Republic of DoctriniumnLeft-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites“Educate the youth, serve the people”
8.The Federation of MunifiaCivil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies“Justice for the Good”
9.The Republic of PeePeePooPooCaCaCivil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies“YNWA”
10.The Holy Red Necropolis of Santisima MuerteLeft-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies“Don't Abandon Me”
1234. . .2223»

Regional Poll • What Should we do about the Second Continent

The Dictatorship of Swiftlandian Peoples Republic wrote:As you may have noticed or seen, our second continent is not in good shape, and currently not even shown on the map. I do not know if I am able to salvage it. I have thought about many options, and still don't know what to do, so I want to see what you (the loyal citizens of The Labyrinth) want to do about it.

Voting opened 8 hours ago and will close . Open to residents. You cannot vote as you are not logged in.

Recent polls: “Who Would You Fight For In WW1”“Is Vavax a Good King?”“What do you think of the idea of a Military?”

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The Labyrinth Regional Message Board

MoneyGoodLand wrote:Well I’m very dissapointed to say the least.

Ok, for example it took me close to an hour just to update the map tonight, just tonight with not many changes. I update the map quite regularly along with many other tasks I do. Now your "dissapointed, because I won't look into who knows how much history, through months of RMB posts and who knows how long that would take on top of everything else. All because you want more land. Really.

Hello, at the time of writing this, my only opponent as of late is MoneyGoodLand. I just want to say that I greatly respect him and his campaign and that the people of the Labyrinth are entitled to their own voice and aren’t forced to vote for me or MoneyGoodLand. Sorry for sounding cheesy and corny, let’s get to the good stuff

For a few months now, I’ve been a member of the regional council. I thought it would be a unique experience, so I decided to announce my candidacy to Minos as I knew I had nothing to lose being a new NS nation. To my surprise, I got elected, and I became a member of the council. In my first term, I believe that I’ve been able to connect with my colleagues on top of being a productive member that frequently does a lot to ensure a smooth process of passing legislation (amending, keeping track of debates, etc.). On top of this, I have also advocated for more democracy in the passing and debating legislature, this has been really successful and I’m glad to see more people submitting acts, voicing their opinions, and engaging with the council members. Another way I and the other council members have managed to achieve this is by reducing non-transparent forms of communication such as telegrams in favor of discord and the RMB, providing a sense of cooperation and unity. If I’m elected, I want to continue to strive for what’s making this council special, and I’ll also love to set up more mediums in which the region can communicate such as by polls and by posting raw acts in the RMB more frequently. I think that I’ve become an important member of our community, I have lots of free time so I love hanging out with this wacky community whenever I can. I always respect everyone’s opinions and try to be as inclusive as possible. I usually feel insecure communicating with other people, but I feel really comfortable here in the region because of how I fell we manage to grow when we’re together. I also try to avoid fights and end fighting which will help to create a better Labyrinth for everyone. Besides, I like shrek

Peace,
PPPPCC

Read dispatch


I’m officially announcing my campaign

Swiftlandian Peoples Republic wrote:Ok, for example it took me close to an hour just to update the map tonight, just tonight with not many changes. I update the map quite regularly along with many other tasks I do. Now your "dissapointed, because I won't look into who knows how much history, through months of RMB posts and who knows how long that would take on top of everything else. All because you want more land. Really.

I didn’t say update it immediately, I meant for next time, I was dissapointed you wouldn’t add that in the later coming update. Also it’s one island, an island that has been west korean since the dawn of man, and it feels kinda bad for it to be given away yeah, but i begrudgingly accept your decision to not add it if so is the case. Now let’s not start a ruckus over one island

PeePeePooPooCaCa wrote:
Hello, at the time of writing this, my only opponent as of late is MoneyGoodLand. I just want to say that I greatly respect him and his campaign and that the people of the Labyrinth are entitled to their own voice and aren’t forced to vote for me or MoneyGoodLand. Sorry for sounding cheesy and corny, let’s get to the good stuff

For a few months now, I’ve been a member of the regional council. I thought it would be a unique experience, so I decided to announce my candidacy to Minos as I knew I had nothing to lose being a new NS nation. To my surprise, I got elected, and I became a member of the council. In my first term, I believe that I’ve been able to connect with my colleagues on top of being a productive member that frequently does a lot to ensure a smooth process of passing legislation (amending, keeping track of debates, etc.). On top of this, I have also advocated for more democracy in the passing and debating legislature, this has been really successful and I’m glad to see more people submitting acts, voicing their opinions, and engaging with the council members. Another way I and the other council members have managed to achieve this is by reducing non-transparent forms of communication such as telegrams in favor of discord and the RMB, providing a sense of cooperation and unity. If I’m elected, I want to continue to strive for what’s making this council special, and I’ll also love to set up more mediums in which the region can communicate such as by polls and by posting raw acts in the RMB more frequently. I think that I’ve become an important member of our community, I have lots of free time so I love hanging out with this wacky community whenever I can. I always respect everyone’s opinions and try to be as inclusive as possible. I usually feel insecure communicating with other people, but I feel really comfortable here in the region because of how I fell we manage to grow when we’re together. I also try to avoid fights and end fighting which will help to create a better Labyrinth for everyone. Besides, I like shrek

Peace,
PPPPCC

Read dispatch


I’m officially announcing my campaign

Might want to not color the type as white lol

King Minos wrote:Might want to not color the type as white lol

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THE DISAPPEARANCE OF OBAMA
We’ve all known Obama, whether good or bad. But Rick always knew that in that mans soul there was good... but also a powerful evil inside him. Obama had a not so average childhood with his father dead when Obama was only 8. Which lead to the secret evil inside him being awoken. And his name of course, you know him well, DIO. When Rick first joined the Senate he sat right next to Obama, and Rick could feel his power. He knew if whatever evil was inside him, it must be destroyed.

Years go by with Rick and Obama becoming friends, and eventually with President Shrek’s Presidential term over, Rick decided to run for President. He was only 28. Obama, 26. They ran like champs and beat their opponents like Candidate Heavy and Candidate Dr Phil. But Rick couldn’t get that evil feeling away from Obama. He thought that maybe making him happy would be a way of getting rid of it or weakening it, but it didn’t work. Rick really did try but it couldn’t be stopped. Then it all finally exploded out, the evil inside Obama at the first tea party he went on a rampage. The evil consuming him took over his body. Then he was arrested and put in the gulag. But that wouldn’t stop him for long.

PART 1 FIN

Drazza Ra wrote:THE DISAPPEARANCE OF OBAMA
We’ve all known Obama, whether good or bad. But Rick always knew that in that mans soul there was good... but also a powerful evil inside him. Obama had a not so average childhood with his father dead when Obama was only 8. Which lead to the secret evil inside him being awoken. And his name of course, you know him well, DIO. When Rick first joined the Senate he sat right next to Obama, and Rick could feel his power. He knew if whatever evil was inside him, it must be destroyed.

Years go by with Rick and Obama becoming friends, and eventually with President Shrek’s Presidential term over, Rick decided to run for President. He was only 28. Obama, 26. They ran like champs and beat their opponents like Candidate Heavy and Candidate Dr Phil. But Rick couldn’t get that evil feeling away from Obama. He thought that maybe making him happy would be a way of getting rid of it or weakening it, but it didn’t work. Rick really did try but it couldn’t be stopped. Then it all finally exploded out, the evil inside Obama at the first tea party he went on a rampage. The evil consuming him took over his body. Then he was arrested and put in the gulag. But that wouldn’t stop him for long.

PART 1 FIN

Zooms into statue of Donald Trump

THE DISAPPEARANCE OF OBAMA PART 2
Most of us know what happened next. DIO escaped Obama’s body as he was powerful enough to do so, and killed Rick while visiting the gulag. Obama, still under DIO’s control helped him take over the entire country of Drazza Ra, and Renamed it to DIOS PLACE (bad name right.) He ruled it with an Iron Fist and killed all who disobeyed him. Including the beloved Shrek. But secretly in the background the good Obama sent a telegram to Phil Swift and others on how to defeat DIO. DIO was still regaining his powers so if any time was good it would be now. Over the course of around 3 months Phil Swift had acquired all the necessary parts to defeat DIO. All he now had to do was climb the tallest peak in Drazza Ra. Mount Infinite (around the height of Mt Everest.) But by now DIO knew of his plan and waited for him at the top of the Mountain. He sent Obama to guard the Capital in case of an attack.

The day came when Phil started to climb the Mountain, and a coalition of armed forces entered the country on all sides. The people cheered as they came threw the country. Eventually only the largest cities remained and Phil was getting closer to the top. The day Phil reached the top, orders were given for a final assault. The other cities fell like flies compared to the battle for the capital. The battle lasted long with many casualties and for a while it seemed peaceful. But little did the armies know that Obama had a little bit of DIO’s strength, he was able to transport around 1000 troops around the enemies in a blink of an eye. But even that wasn’t enough as the Capital Building fell. Obama vanished to the top of Mount Infinite to DIO. Where the end was sure to come?

Phil reached the top and found DIO being absorbed by Obama. This was bad and everyone knew it as DIO was more powerful now. Phil ordered his troops to defend him as he tried to finish the ritual. But they were no match for DIO. Determined to finish the ritual Phil continued it. Suddenly before DIO could strike him down, several of the worlds leaders appeared and held of DIO away from Phil. Then he finished it. DIO was sure to be done now. Shrek and Rick Astley appeared from the sky, and fought DIO along side everyone there. DIO was almost finished and his death was drawing ever closer. He still fought like a mad man but his guard was down. One of the world leaders was crazy enough to shoot himself out of a trebuchet and was gaining speed. Phil saw an opening to sure kill DIO but... DIOs ability was finally unleashed. He shouted out
“ZA WORLDO”
And he was gone. All they could hear are the promises of his return. With Obama’s body on the snow.

PART 2 FIN

Part 3 tomorrow

BRO THIS FUNNY AS HELL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vnFZ53uMbU

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