The Sixth General's Kingdom of El Spana is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by General Barry Lyndon with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 19.43 billion Spaniards hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ford Block. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Elspani economy, worth a remarkable 3,508 trillion Labyrintis a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 180,587 Labyrintis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hockey players who drop their gloves discard them on abandoned baseball mitts, General Barry Lyndon's preferred candidate has lost second place by three votes, clairvoyants and soothsayers find fellowship at their local McRonalds, and it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. El Spana's national animal is the White-Eared Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roadsignism.

El Spana is ranked 3,027^th in the world and 3^rd in The Labyrinth for Most Cultured, scoring 211 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.