The Baby Eaters of Vavax is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Babaksu with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 17.783 billion Vavaxians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vakara. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Vavaxian economy, worth a remarkable 3,377 trillion Socks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 189,936 Socks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Babaksu can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees, the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer, Babaksu is rumored to have teleportation powers, and homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vavax's national animal is the Rancor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Vavax is ranked 4,920^th in the world and 6^th in The Labyrinth for Lowest Crime Rates, with 116.87 law-abiding acts per hour.