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Join Starlight! (Governor): The Protectorate of Eating Pasta Starlight Armada

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Steeltown

Last WA Update:

Maps Board Activity History Admin Rank

Most Nations: 1,603rd
World Factbook Entry

This pointless Pacifican pasta pastiche is presented by that punk Eltran Space Force


Embassy collectors are welcome to send requests my way!

Racists, fascists, homophobes, and transphobes are not welcome hereor anywhere elseat all.



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    Starlight - Welcome

    MetaReference by The Eternal Starlight . 3,249 reads.

Embassies: Artificial Suspicious Powers, Pecan Sandies, Guinea Kiribati, Gypsy Lands, Hurricane 12, Ice Cream Haven, The Embassy, Rainbow Sherbet 2026, Matrix, Regio, Imperium of Christian Nations, Wallachia, and The Treasure Hunters.

Tags: Anti-Fascist, Defender, Featured, Future Tech, Medium, Multi-Species, Outer Space, and Silly.

Pasta Confederacy contains 11 nations, the 1,603rd most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Fattest Citizens in Pasta Confederacy

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Pasta Confederacy is ranked 14,649th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Sultanate of Bowtie Macaroni AlfredoLeft-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites“BMA”
2.The Theocracy of Pasta and AntipastaInoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“Energetic Annihilation”
3.The Principality of Big CannelloniInoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“Brachycardian Cavemen be chewing big cannelloni”
4.The Protectorate of The Pasta ConfederacyInoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“Regional Nation of the Pasta Confederacy”
5.The Allied States of R-AmenInoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“Touched by His Noodley Appendage”
6.The Democratic States of Len PastabellyInoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“Len Pastabelly of the Eating Some Pasta Network”
7.The Protectorate of Please Send NoodlesLeft-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites“DM me n00dles”
8.The Confederacy of Manic GottiCivil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies“Take the pills, leave the cannellini”
9.The Dominion of The Eltran but he likes Italian foodInoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“Don't Step on People's Pasta”
10.The Grand Duchy of Lost in the SauceNew York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy“That's how I ended up in Pasta Confederacy”
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Pasta Confederacy Regional Message Board

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Congrats on getting featured! Now Gathering Data...

Rating: C (Normally D, but it's almost N-Day, so...)

Boi 2 Days in a Row That The Featured Region Map Got Password Locked...

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On Behalf of Rhino Hypolan,
Welcome To The Featured Zone!

As Biscuit Famous Greg Heffley Sets Up a Biscuit Stall for Pasta Confederacy, He Hands a Biscuit Signature To The Region Owner For That Stall Within The Famous Quote.

Your Fame Is: Photo Opportunity (SOME Possible Activity, Since a Faction Appeared There)

Inspired by The Featured Region Express' factbook: Region Score Breakdown

Revamped 9/16/25

Rating Name

Info

The Biscuit Dumpster

The region is THE WORST out of all of the regions hoping it ceases to exist or gets raided (Is Racist, Homophobic, Fascist, Hate Groups, Offensive Images, etc.). You get 0% chance of seeing the quote at the end of the message being replaced by nothing but dissatisfaction.

Small Signature

The region just gets a small signature. This region is not featured in my profile (Dead Region, or I Do Not Like The Region {Partially}). You still get a biscuit famous quote at the end of the message however, it's basic.

Photo Opportunity

The region gets a signature and a photo opp. This region is featured on my profile (Active on embassies, Dead Region with an Interesting Trait, Semi-Dead Region, etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote is the same as "Small Signature."

Trending Figure

The region is the Trending Figure of regions, and looks good. It has description on why on my profile (Active region / Active RMB, Cool Region, Interesting Traits on an Embassy Region, etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message gets upgraded to Bold Text.

Biscuit Golden Award

The region is VERY RARE and awesome, never thought I visit that region THIS cool... You get a gold award for this! (Has a High Population such as Artificial Solar System, TFRE Rated This Region First Class Rating, Being One of My Favorite Regions, etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message is not just Bold text, it is decorated too!

BISCUIT FAMOUS AWARD OF EXCELLENCE

Out of all the activity on NS, I never thought that THIS REGION had the most impressive move where it deserves a 1/1000000 achievement, and the region is IMPRESSIVE deserving this rating with a Ridiculously Rare Encounter... GG's Buddy You Deserve This Award of Excellence Showing True Fame... (One of the Most Popular Regions In NS, Ridiculously Rare Trait on a Region Such as Being Featured <7 Days After Founding, Being Featured Twice in <4 Weeks, Has a Special Trait In That Region, Etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message is the best one yet and it is uniquely decorated!

Event Signature

The region has a signature during a special event that is currently happening (N-Day, Z-Day, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, etc.). Sometimes the Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message gets modified to fit the event.

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Bite My Biscuits!

Congratulations on being featured!
I've brought berries from my home-region, Eevee! Here is some Bluk, Pinap and Rawst berries! Hope you enjoy!

A train pulls into the region's station. It stops for a few minutes, picking up and dropping off passengers.

Heavy steam starts pouring, the lights blink, and train conductor Cornelius Steamworth sticks his head out and yells, "Congratulations on being featured Pasta Confederacy!"

Lost Luggage: Dead region, bad memories with this region, minimal or no amount of activity, is a raider, or it supports hate, fascism, racism, etc.

Windswept: Embassy-active region, Roleplay-active region, or is a puppet storage.

Hidden Gem: Region with at least 200 residents, semi-dead region, small amount of activity, region’s 2nd time being featured, or I like the region.

Rising Star: Region with at least 500 residents, moderate or average amount of activity, region’s 3rd time being featured, or I really like the region.

Beacon of Glory: Region with at least 1,000 residents, has a large amount of activity, region’s 4th time being featured or more, or I love this region.

Crown Jewel: Region with 5,000 residents or more, has a gigantic amount of activity, is extremely popular, or I really love this region.

Special Starlight Award: Featured on a holiday or special occasion, I have had the best memories with this region, or I would definitely reside here if I wanted to.

[Revamped January 13th, 2026]

Baggage Car: Dead region, little to no activity, is a raider, or it supports hate, fascism, racism, etc.

Railroad Boxcar: Semi-dead region, minimal to small region activity, embassy/roleplay-active region, puppet storage, this is the region's 2nd time being featured, or I like this region.

Passenger Railroad Car: Moderately active region with at least 250 residents, active and/or functional regional government/discord, or I really like this region.

[Upgrade] - Locomotive Car: Featured on a holiday or special occasion, I love this region, or this is the region's 3rd time being featured.

CREDITS: Inspired by Bite My Biscuits and The Featured Region Express

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My rating is railroad boxcar [little to no region activity, but there is a N-Day faction set up].

Thank you all for the featured region well-wishes! I especially enjoyed the railroad-themed dispatch. It's different from the last time I had a region featured!

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