The Protectorate of The Pasta Confederacy is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.017 billion Pasta Confederacyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 26.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Pasta Confederacyian economy, worth 125 trillion noodles a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Average income is 41,663 noodles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Leader has been nicknamed 'Robomop', voting is voluntary, military spending is on the increase, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Pasta Confederacy's national animal is the danger noodle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Pasta Confederacy is ranked 169,307^th in the world and 3^rd in Pasta Confederacy for Most Developed, scoring 54.32 on the Human Development Index.