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Most Secular: 7,017thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,208thMost Authoritarian: 17,774th
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Mapwatcher Manny Heffley

Population1.546 billion

CapitalHeffame Street
LeaderManny Heffley

CurrencyCookies
AnimalPig

The Map Featured Cookie Monster of Mapwatcher Manny Heffley is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Manny Heffley with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, public floggings, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.546 billion cookies are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heffame Street. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Manny Heffleys sponsor economy, worth 166 trillion Cookieses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 107,488 Cookieses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm, classes are regularly interrupted by drunken children, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails, and Manny Heffley is too busy listening to praise to get any work done. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mapwatcher Manny Heffley's national animal is the Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mapwatcher Manny Heffley is ranked 95,415th in the world and 116th in Lonia Kreptia Llor for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,219.82 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Secular: 7,017thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,208thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 17,774thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,449thMost Armed: 23,148thMost Advanced Public Transport: 25,530thMost Advanced Public Education: 25,673rdMost Developed: 27,059thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 28,495thHighest Poor Incomes: 28,973rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 30,505th
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Most Secular: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionMost Armed: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 17th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 19th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Governments: 22nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 24th in the regionMost Patriotic: 24th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 27th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 28th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 32nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 33rd in the regionBest Weather: 33rd in the region

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