The Most Serene Republic of Featured Forest is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Green Man with an even hand, and remarkable for its conspicuous electricity pylons, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.166 billion Featured Foresters enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sequoia. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Featured Forestian economy, worth 444 trillion marks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 106,651 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is going green, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Featured Forest's national animal is the Common raccoon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Naturism.

Featured Forest is ranked 7,380^th in the world and 4^th in The New Union of The European Peninsula for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 6,775.1 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.