The Commonwealth of Schilcheristan is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 780 million Schilcherians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The thriving Schilcheristanian economy, worth 62.7 trillion Waeras a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 80,417 Waeras, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 337,450 per year while the poor average 12,459, a ratio of 27.1 to 1.

The long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand, obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, and Schilcheristan recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Schilcheristan's national animal is the Serval, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Schilcheristan is ranked 262,741^st in the world and 510^th in Starlight for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -3.16 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.