The High Athelingric of Evonath is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Asher Wiley with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.411 billion Evonathans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osearwynn. The average income tax rate is 88.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Evonathian economy, worth a remarkable 1,495 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,922 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Air purifiers fight smoke machines on Evonathian stage setups, a recent political debate came to a quick close once the ruling party decreed it was "just plain silly", diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite, and pet owners are granted clemency from being ritually sacrificed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evonath's national animal is the snow leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Adoptionism.

Evonath is ranked 307,759^th in the world and 577^th in Starlight for Most Cultured, scoring 26 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.