The Kingdom of Olarista is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Joaquim with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8.225 billion Olarienses live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olaria City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Olaristan economy, worth a remarkable 2,453 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 298,275 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, and it is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Olarista's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Olarista is ranked 7,873^rd in the world and 9^th in Portugal for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 93,658.5 Standard Monetary Units.