The Kingdom of NovaPortugalidade is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by José Eduardo with an even hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, keen interest in outer space, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 4.986 billion NovaPortugalidadeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Portugália. The average income tax rate is 80.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient NovaPortugalidadean economy, worth a remarkable 1,251 trillion Reais a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 251,072 Reais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, referenda are held for every conceivable government action, tourists visit NovaPortugalidade to mass-moon NovaPortugalidadean politicians, and candidates make campaign speeches at the funerals of former rivals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NovaPortugalidade's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

NovaPortugalidade is ranked 64,268^th in the world and 46^th in Portugal for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 50,214.48 Standard Monetary Units.