The Catdom of Kukinalia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kuki Supreme with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 6.004 billion Kukinalians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parapeito da Janela. The average income tax rate is 75.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Kukinalian economy, worth 681 trillion Whiskas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,447 Whiskas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Almost all products in Kukinalia are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air, an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of Kuki Supreme, and the national anthem's only purpose is to inflate Kuki Supreme's ever-expanding ego. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kukinalia's national animal is the Monstro das bolachas, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Paganism.

Kukinalia is ranked 208,343^rd in the world and 104^th in Portugal for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 27,908.16 Standard Monetary Units.