The Satellite of Love

Bottomastan wrote:

Hallo! I am Bottomastan! I always choose the bottom option for every issue I come across! I am a wandering nation and I am starting my adventure here! Exploring what you all have to offer and what kind of friendly community you may be!

So, how are you all doing?

Greetings, Bottomastan! It is always a pleasure to meet a fellow traveler in far flung portions of the Universe. We travel to regions that maintain embassies with our home region. Perhaps our paths will frequently cross!

*The Zefram Cochrane's AI completes repairs to the ship's chronometer systems, and makes a report*

"Mr. Ambassador, chronometer system repairs are completed from the damage incurred inside The Time Vortex. Ship's date is 8/Nov/2018, but sidereal time calculations show that we have traveled back into the time period of our visit to The Erviadus Galaxy. This is an opportunity to communicate with The an xileel and Achaian Peloponnese to explain that as an Ambassador, you are always in character, so there is no need for inclusion of parentheses in communications, do you wish to send a subspace message?"

Solarcaine thought for a moment, then replied, "No, Zef. I think it would be safer to endure the ignominy of having my communications rudely suppressed in The Erviadus Galaxy rather than changing the history there. Alteration of our time-line might carry forward into our visit to The Time Vortex, and we don't want to take any action which might affect our escape from the Dalek Entrapment. I prefer to focus upon the available diversions here in The Satellite of Love."

"As you wish, Sir."

Bottomastan wrote:

Well, I'll be gathering supplies for my wagon today and depart to my second destination... Where ever that may be. I'd like to thank you both for your hospitality, even though the only one who talked is a traveler.

You may encounter that situation in other regions that you visit. Each RMB is unique. Some are very hospitable, while others, such as The Erviadus Galaxy, will actually suppress your posts!

Have fun in your travels!

*The FTL Vessel Zefram Cochrane prepares to jump to warp and depart The Satellite of Love*
*Begin subspace transmission*

We have enjoyed our time among the many diversions in The Satellite of Love Region. It was espically enjoyable that we had the opportunity to meet Bottomastan while here, but we must resume our embassy visitation schedule. Our next stop will be The Planet X. Should there any issues after we depart, please contact us through the SECFanatics Embassy. Good-bye.

*End subspace transmission*
*The AI vessel Zefram Cochrane warped away from The Satellite of Loveon 8 November 2018, shipboard time, leaving behind only a Fast Radio Burst signature from the warp engines to show that it had ever existed in normal space-time*

Well it was nice to sojourn here for a few days, hate to say it, but there isn't much here other than dust and a sleeping giant of a nation. Well, whoever sees this, just head north. That's where I'm going at least, this journey is gonna be a long one.