The Last Kiss of Frels Freu is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Francisco Freun with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, rampant corporate plagiarism, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.908 billion Limerents are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freun. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Limerent economy, worth a remarkable 2,899 trillion aches a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 194,487 aches, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

The face of Francisco Freun is a permanent feature of the Freun skyline, chess defeat has made Francisco Freun the laughingstock of dictators and grandmasters alike, every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver, and punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frels Freu's national animal is the lovebird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Limerence.

Frels Freu is ranked 276,666^th in the world and 2^nd in The Satellite of Love for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.48 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.