The Isaurian Republic of Achaian Peloponnese is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Archon Aurus Adeni with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 27.257 billion Isaurians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sardavar. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Isaurian economy, worth an astonishing 15,710 trillion sherds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 576,379 sherds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,375,660 per year while the poor average 5,477, a ratio of 981 to 1.

Hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence, the government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient, the end of autumn is celebrated with a bonfire of designer bags, and customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Achaian Peloponnese's national animal is the cockroach, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Temple of Uhlek.

Achaian Peloponnese is ranked 309,495^th in the world and 10^th in The Universal Order of Nations for Most Cultured, scoring -11 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.