The Federation of Zavea is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Langley with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 32.584 billion Zaveans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oured. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Zavean economy, worth an astonishing 16,218 trillion Zavean Standard Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 497,745 Zavean Standard Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

At least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Prime Minister Langley's wardrobe, preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, and the military will start wars with other nations on a lark. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zavea's national animal is the Angel Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zavea is ranked 259^th in the world and 8^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 20,067.21 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.