The Something of Lost con is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Luku with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 938 million Lost conts are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Found con city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.6%.

The very strong Lost conten economy, worth 68.6 trillion Geos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,171 Geos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 240,402 per year while the poor average 16,700, a ratio of 14.4 to 1.

Government contracted tax collectors often 'accidentally' over-charge citizens and skim the surplus, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, every workday begins with group therapy, and 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool. Crime is totally unknown. Lost con's national animal is the Primal Aspid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lost con is ranked 247,257^th in the world and 1,840^th in the Rejected Realms for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.48 percentage of bribes refused.