The Queendom of Sarotte is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by RB Toretto with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 46.369 billion Sarotteans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vetter. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Sarottean economy, worth a remarkable 6,655 trillion vins a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 143,541 vins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There are increasing complaints that male AI assistants have aggressive voices, priests are being drafted by the church load, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, and red text rains down on the head of anyone who dares to step out of line (Sarotte has found 2 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sarotte's national animal is the tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Cult of Personality.

Sarotte is ranked 311,296^th in the world and 2,360^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -65.39 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.