The Utopian Federation of Universal Human State is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Chi 76A31ADD432 Zethorim with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.393 billion Earthlings are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sector 12. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Earthling economy, worth 147 trillion Monetary Tokens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 105,950 Monetary Tokens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Chi 76A31ADD432 Zethorim's office is running a trade deficit of midnight oil, the national economy makes a whole lot of nothing, Chi 76A31ADD432 Zethorim's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, and protecting the land is holey work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Universal Human State's national animal is the Lower Life Form, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Universal Human State is ranked 57,441^st in the world and 45^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,623.49 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.